Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

I woke up feeling hungover and haven’t drank in 4 days

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

I almost quit today. PGP.

The only productive thing I’ve done today is fill out my bracket. PGP

Afraid to update my LinkedIn profile because it might tip off my employer I’m looking elsewhere. PGP

Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

The awkward walk to the birthday treat table when you know damn well you didn’t contribute #PGP