there are so many people at my work who not only don’t have cable (okay, i’m never giving up cable bc i watch too many sports, whatever) but don’t have a tv!!! i’m sorry, no one is too cool for tv.
one of my friends had a picture of the two of us on her dating profile, and said multiple guys asked her about me instead LOL sadly this is a #humblebrag fail because she’s now engaged and i’m still single.
i’m definitely too fat and not attractive enough to be an IG model, but if i was…i’d be promoting like, dunkin donuts and not fit tea and that weird bra with the string pulley thing in the middle.
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one my friends and i always try to invent ideas for MLMs (pyramid schemes). It can’t be that hard, right?
if you think she complains a lot right now as a teacher…you really do not want her to become a nurse.
source: i used to be a teacher and some of my best friends are nurses.
this makes me glad that i don’t have a pet (i’m too lazy) and also that i own a condo (so i don’t have to do any yard work).
seriously, is that a thing? i wear chokers all the time and never associated them with that lol
i love seinfeld so much
SPOILER ALERT, man!
actually i saw this movie in the theatre and just totally forgot the plot of it.
there’s always dateline episodes where someone gets killed for insurance money, and it will be like $100,000. that’s not even a lot of money!!!
actually one of my pics is a screenshot of me on tv during a pirates game…totally forgot about that.
one of my friends put “looking for a ring and a baby daddy” or something on hers. she is now engaged to a rich guy.
i totally missed the “dating” part of the headline and was like…uhh who would put ANY of this stuff on their resume.
that said, i have that i like hockey on my bumble profile. f the haters.
and it’s not like the drinks are cold, which then it would be slightly more forgivable. NO they are room temp or warmer. i like my ice!
i hate how they don’t put ice in drinks!!
were internships not as popular then or something? i graduated from college in 2007 and i don’t think i know anyone who had any type of internship.
there are so many people at my work who not only don’t have cable (okay, i’m never giving up cable bc i watch too many sports, whatever) but don’t have a tv!!! i’m sorry, no one is too cool for tv.
one of my friends had a picture of the two of us on her dating profile, and said multiple guys asked her about me instead LOL sadly this is a #humblebrag fail because she’s now engaged and i’m still single.
i think we should. you can bring the cheese plates!
i’m 5’8 and these short girls need to stop taking away the tall man dating pool from me lol
i’m definitely too fat and not attractive enough to be an IG model, but if i was…i’d be promoting like, dunkin donuts and not fit tea and that weird bra with the string pulley thing in the middle.
at least you showed up. one of my friends bridesmaids just never came, and then called the next day saying sorry with some excuse that made no sense.
i used to live in chicago and no one i know had AC!