Updating four different status lists for the same project.

I’m a regular at more than one Subway.

Loudly making a brunch reservation on the office phone so my manager doesn’t ping me for weekend work.

Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.

Wouldn’t be terribly upset if I got the flu because I don’t want to be at work.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.