“LEGEND!”

I’m a 4.9. No big deal, but kind of a big deal.

Dark stuff from Kiefer Sutherland here.

All of these feel like pretty legit reasons, if you’re asking me.

And that song? Banger alert. Also, is Aladdin wearing Yeezy Boosts?

“One second! Start the Wrangler!”

Group texts are why ‘Do Not Disturb’ exists.

“When you post a picture of healthy food, people will think you’re fit. Isn’t that the point of fitness?”

Oh, great, I was looking for a song to get stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Wait for it… wait for it… yup, dogs are the best.