Got to try out some new cleaning products over the weekend.

I think my work husband is jealous of my other work husband.

Sunday Funday just meaning a pounding headache and trying to go to sleep already hungover. PGP

Two days at TPC. Two weeks hungover. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

Actually enjoying mowing your lawn. PGP.