Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”

Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

Using all your sick days when you’re hungover so you have to work when you’re actually sick. PGP

Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

“I’ll go to the gym tomorrow for sure.” PGP.

Pandora is blocked so I dumped my 60 GB music library on my work tower. PGPM

Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.