“You’ll need to stay late to wait for their response.” PGP.

Inner voice is saying, “Get fucked.” Outer voice is saying, “Yeah, I’ll come in this weekend to help.” PGP.

My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

Helped a friend move a dresser and a mattress last week. Still sore. PGP.

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM

Switch cell phone providers to save money, now my office bathroom doesn’t get signal.

I’m 34 I work from home I thought it was a good idea to go to college night last night I have an 8 AM conference call and I just washed and Addie down with a five hour energy let’s do this

Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP