“You’ve been selected to be a mentor for one of the summer interns”…thanks. PGP

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I’m getting too old to hit on the interns. PGP

I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

I had to choke down half a cup of cold coffee because I can’t afford to waste it.

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Making an effort to do as little as possible today.

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

I got hit on by a 65-year-old man and all I could think was what a great business contact he could be. PGP.