I put a back-hook massager on my wedding registry. PGP.

Teaching summer school. PGP.

I am legitimately excited for the final primaries tomorrow. PGP

“Is there a coupon for that?” PGP

My golf score is higher than my performance review score. PGP

“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP

Someone interrupted my elevator trip by joining me to ride from the second floor to the third. PGP.

I hate office small talk. PGP.

All of my coworkers are at our charity event today. I didn’t get approval to go. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.