Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP

Having to “get the blessing” before proceeding. PGP.

Chilling wine after work but then realizing there’s no point in drinking a glass so close to bedtime. PGP

It has rained for the last three weekends.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

My apartment doesn’t have central air. PGP.

Cute animal videos don’t cheer me up anymore. PGP.