Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

My female roommate asked me why I’m shedding more hair in the shower than her. PGP.

Gluten free bread was served at the luncheon. PGP.

Woman in the cube next to me spent all day making personal calls. She cried multiple time. PGP.

Having half of a leftover burger, 2 taquitos, and an apple for lunch. PGP.

My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn’t say sorry. PGP.

The handicapped stall is out of order. PGP.

I recognize all of the novelty license plates on my commute. PGP.

Using your vacation fund to pay for car repairs and doctor bills. PGP.