The most joy I’ve had recently was getting a new electric toothbrush. PGP.

Got invited to get lunch with our vendor today but not to dinner tonight. PGP.

Thermostat wars with the menopausal coworker. PGP.

This morning on my way to work I got genuinely excited when I made it through an intersection in 1 light instead of the usual 4. PGP.

My boss got hipster glasses.

I don’t have AC. PGP.

Today, I was chatting with Sonia from IT about my IT ticket. Sonia noticed that I changed some setting on my computer, so she sent an email about it to my director, my managing director, and the head of IT. And she didn’t fucking mention it in our Skype chat. PGP.

Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

The clip on my ID badge broke.

Realizing your boss is straight out of Office Space. PGP.