Quit my job for a better one. Got a severance package. PGPowermove.

Just got a Facebook friend request for the first time in forever. It’s a girl from my high school class who unfriended me a couple years ago. PGP.

Brexit. PGP.

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

My knees still hurt from the wedding reception on Saturday. PGP.

My boss asked me about something he could have only known about through Facebook. We are not Facebook friends. PGP.

She treated our breakup like an exit interview. PGP.

Fourth year in a row of not getting birthday sex. PGP.

Debbie from accounting asked me how to snapchat. PGP.

Mentally checking out. PGP.