These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.

That smart water I always have at my desk could be water, but it could be vodka. PGP.

Just noticed a “Trump ’16” bumper sticker on my boss’s car. PGP.

My car was fully covered in bird shit this morning. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new bed sheets. PGP.

I had two Aleve and a Prilosec for lunch.