Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

The post-4th sunburn. PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.

I have to work a full shift today to cover the office so everyone else can go home early. PGP.

The bar was way too loud last night. PGP.

I haven’t had sex with my girlfriend since we moved in together. PGP.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

The new guy quit today. Back to being the low man on the totem pole. PGP.