Playing basketball on weekday nights outdoors. Referred to now as old man. PGP.

Went hiking on Saturday, still felt sore Wednesday. PGP.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.

Wrinkle free pants got wrinkled. PGP.

Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.

Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.

Having a favorite Dilbert comic strip. PGP.

Marriage license selfies. PGP.

The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

Following the demise of Johnny D from IL to TX. PGP.