Buzzwords, beer, and business. PGP.

My eye doctor says my constant eye fatigue is from staring at a computer screen all day. PGP.

Pulled a muscle playing corn hole yesterday at the company outing. PGP.

AC in my car went out. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

“Too young to live like I’m over the hill. And too old to be wild and free.” PGP.

My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

8 a.m. and I’ve already told people to “fuck off” under my breath three times. PGP.

Going out isn’t worth the hangover anymore. PGP.