Checking emails Monday morning after a week-long vacation. PGP.

Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.

Trying to lose weight in an office that caters lunch and where clients frequently send desserts. PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.

Boss wants me to lead 8 a.m. meeting. I just got back from vacation. PGP.

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

Overhearing coworker’s vacation stories. PGP.

The air conditioner at the office broke. PGP.