I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

Got rejected for a job because I’m over qualified. I would’ve taken the pay cut. PGP.

The “I feel I can work and get along with pretty much everyone” lie during an interview. PGP.

My primary care physician is younger than me… PGP.

Coming home from vacation to a flat tire. PGP.

Debating via group text whether or not JoJo’s boobs are real. PGP.

I know it’s going to be a long day when I am greeted by the hand tap drum roll number on my cubicle by my boss. PGP.

Can I have a raise? “No, also I need you to stay late and come in on Saturday to process that.” PGP.

“Hope all is well with you!” -friend with whom you used to communicate daily. PGP.

Moving. PGP.