My area’s Neighborhood group is almost entirely soccer moms claiming they witnessed a drug deal, people trying to find babysitters, and asking for recommendations for someone to redo their driveway/paint/carpet on the cheap. I was a member for about a week before I uninstalled the app.
I haven’t met my neighbors in the three months we’ve lived here. One of them is moving, so I don’t see the point, and I’m not convinced anyone actually lives on the other side. After reading this, I call that a blessing.
I’m not sure if they do them in the AZ Portillo’s, but get a char dog with all the Chicago fixings. Failing that, at least one regular hot dog with everything on it. I would also highly recommend their chocolate cake shake and the Italian beef sandwich (warning: gravy)
On paper, I might look like a reasonably decent catch. Okay income, I make fresh dinners every night, I enjoy some of the finer things in life, and I finally learned how to grow a respectable beard. But I’m convinced that if I was single right now, I’d be in the exact same spot. It’s not always about being marketable, or “working on yourself” or being a project for a girl.
Sometimes it’s just being in the right place at the right time. Don’t give up the chase, but have fun with it. When you stop thinking “maybe I’ll meet the one this weekend”, you just might meet her.
Or him, depending on how long your chase lasts and how desperate you get.
Puppies need to go outside every two hours if you want a couple pee spots on your carpet. Our dog went out every 45 minutes until he was six months, and even then he had some accidents.
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Submit more content, man. I liked your old stuff, they won’t hire anybody on comments alone. I would assume, anyway.
Maybe I should join back up and cause some chaos around the area to get people talking about something new.
My area’s Neighborhood group is almost entirely soccer moms claiming they witnessed a drug deal, people trying to find babysitters, and asking for recommendations for someone to redo their driveway/paint/carpet on the cheap. I was a member for about a week before I uninstalled the app.
Madoff, did you even read my article? Actually, I wonder if Chris does any plumbing. Tell him to hit me up.
Really. Can’t rush into these things. I am building my thermite collection, though. All cash, no paper trails.
This is just what I needed on my cold, rainy Thursday morning. Thanks Dorno.
I haven’t met my neighbors in the three months we’ve lived here. One of them is moving, so I don’t see the point, and I’m not convinced anyone actually lives on the other side. After reading this, I call that a blessing.
It’s alright though, because it looks like you’ve picked up your girlfriend’s crush on Will.
I’ll openly admit to being lazy, but I run sometimes anyway. But I refuse to acknowledge that anyone truly ENJOYS running.
Nah, some of us are naturally really bad at running. Even some people who are otherwise in shape can’t always run a mile nonstop, much less three.
That’s my situation too. I’m 20 years younger than the rest of my department. I miss having people I work with that I could relate to in any way.
But if you get promoted to a Senior Analyst, you’ll have to change your username.
I’m not sure “Let’s get drunk at Whole Foods” is the kind of intrusive communication we’re talking about here.
I’m not sure if they do them in the AZ Portillo’s, but get a char dog with all the Chicago fixings. Failing that, at least one regular hot dog with everything on it. I would also highly recommend their chocolate cake shake and the Italian beef sandwich (warning: gravy)
“My wife knows I’m on here.” What do you make of my chances?
You’re not anti-brunch. You’re just #teamhomebrunch. Join the club, we meet every Sunday at 11, my place, bring your own champagne.
On paper, I might look like a reasonably decent catch. Okay income, I make fresh dinners every night, I enjoy some of the finer things in life, and I finally learned how to grow a respectable beard. But I’m convinced that if I was single right now, I’d be in the exact same spot. It’s not always about being marketable, or “working on yourself” or being a project for a girl.
Sometimes it’s just being in the right place at the right time. Don’t give up the chase, but have fun with it. When you stop thinking “maybe I’ll meet the one this weekend”, you just might meet her.
Or him, depending on how long your chase lasts and how desperate you get.
I don’t think I could get through a hot yoga session sober, much less while nursing a raging hangover. Color me impressed.
Puppies need to go outside every two hours if you want a couple pee spots on your carpet. Our dog went out every 45 minutes until he was six months, and even then he had some accidents.