Wait do people try to hook up at brunch? I’d be awful at being single, because brunch to me consists of stuffing myself full of as many forms of greasy meat and potato as possible, combined with gravy, cheese, hot sauce, or any combination of the above.
Nah man, I just don’t want to put on real pants and I’d rather get my brunch buzz on at home with some friends who are there for the food and friendship than people who are just there for the Instagram. Plus I like cooking.
I will never stop being #TeamHomeBrunch. You want eggs over easy, avocado toast, biscuits and homemade sausage gravy, fruit salad, banana nut bread, bacon, sausage patties (fuck sausage links, they’re garbage), mimosas, screwdrivers, bloody marys, beer, all for way less than you’re dropping for that hipster brunch bar and the Uber home? Hit me up, we’ll talk about Sunday mornings.
If she acts anything in real life like she does on her snap story, that might be why she’s single.
Veronica, love you on OCC, you strike hold on Twitter every now and again, but girl… Gotta stop live tweeting dates and sitting around making duck faces at your phone for ten seconds at a time.
I appreciate the summary introduction, but this show sounds more complicated than Game of Thrones. Worth picking up or should I wait until the end of season 1 and binge it like I do most shows?
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Yeah I thought that was a little weird. I mean, I was busy making dinner. Rude.
They wouldn’t.
🙁
‘sup.
*checks Mint account*
Fuck.
I’m not convinced that #1-6 are real towns, but I bet if they are, they’re great places to drink Colt 45 under a bridge.
These guys are the human equivalent of Mumford & Sons album cover.
Wait do people try to hook up at brunch? I’d be awful at being single, because brunch to me consists of stuffing myself full of as many forms of greasy meat and potato as possible, combined with gravy, cheese, hot sauce, or any combination of the above.
Nah man, I just don’t want to put on real pants and I’d rather get my brunch buzz on at home with some friends who are there for the food and friendship than people who are just there for the Instagram. Plus I like cooking.
Not sure you can claim to be poor and also have a pair of Yeezys.
I will never stop being #TeamHomeBrunch. You want eggs over easy, avocado toast, biscuits and homemade sausage gravy, fruit salad, banana nut bread, bacon, sausage patties (fuck sausage links, they’re garbage), mimosas, screwdrivers, bloody marys, beer, all for way less than you’re dropping for that hipster brunch bar and the Uber home? Hit me up, we’ll talk about Sunday mornings.
If she acts anything in real life like she does on her snap story, that might be why she’s single.
Veronica, love you on OCC, you strike hold on Twitter every now and again, but girl… Gotta stop live tweeting dates and sitting around making duck faces at your phone for ten seconds at a time.
He’s a carpenter. I think you’re safe there.
I appreciate the summary introduction, but this show sounds more complicated than Game of Thrones. Worth picking up or should I wait until the end of season 1 and binge it like I do most shows?
DemiElliott was never her parents’ first priority.
Don’t get your hopes too high.
I don’t think there was ever a question about that.
When I planned on proposing to my girlfriend, I asked her to take a walk down to the river with me. She wanted to take a nap instead.
I love watching OSU lose. I don’t care who beats them, I just like seeing their fans miserable because they’re the worst fanbase.
I mean, yeah, but they sure won’t listen to me.