Had five of these things at my wedding 3 years ago. If you think a dry, half assed wedding cake done by who-the-fuck-ever’s bakery is better than cupcakes and cheesecake, you don’t belong in my life.
Let me introduce you to http://junglejims.com/ AKA my happy place. 6.5 acres of 4000 kinds of beer, 15,000 kinds of wine, a walk in humidor, international foods sectioned off by region, and you can drink while you shop. I’ve spent a lot of time and money there.
Cleveland-Akron doesn’t seem like the millennial haven to me. Most of my friends who live there hate it because there’s not much fun stuff to do and it’s tough to make friends. The Mrs and I have considered leaving Cincinnati someday in the future, but we have yet to come up with anywhere that seems as worthwhile to live. SW Ohio has good food, great beer, music, theater, affordable living, people worth meeting, and lots and lots of jobs.
I was fortunate to be above that mark with my first job out of grad school, but anything outside of manufacturing in HR starts below that level. Management doesn’t see the value in the field, so they underpay their HR people and wonder why retention is shit.
Pardon me, I’ll just be over here celebrating that I’m out of that shitpile of a career track.
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HR guy says: Do it again, just not during work hours. Also congrats.
Pub quiz is a killer date idea, I’ve said that for a long time.
Just make sure the playlist is set to public (which I think is the default) then you should be able to get a shareable link.
100% chance Caroline sees this email.
Had five of these things at my wedding 3 years ago. If you think a dry, half assed wedding cake done by who-the-fuck-ever’s bakery is better than cupcakes and cheesecake, you don’t belong in my life.
Let me introduce you to http://junglejims.com/ AKA my happy place. 6.5 acres of 4000 kinds of beer, 15,000 kinds of wine, a walk in humidor, international foods sectioned off by region, and you can drink while you shop. I’ve spent a lot of time and money there.
It’s pretty much Chicago, Ohio, DC, and Texas.
Cleveland-Akron doesn’t seem like the millennial haven to me. Most of my friends who live there hate it because there’s not much fun stuff to do and it’s tough to make friends. The Mrs and I have considered leaving Cincinnati someday in the future, but we have yet to come up with anywhere that seems as worthwhile to live. SW Ohio has good food, great beer, music, theater, affordable living, people worth meeting, and lots and lots of jobs.
Weather and highways suck dick though.
Birthday falls on a Saturday next month. Fuck yeah.
Brendan Fraser…
I was fortunate to be above that mark with my first job out of grad school, but anything outside of manufacturing in HR starts below that level. Management doesn’t see the value in the field, so they underpay their HR people and wonder why retention is shit.
Pardon me, I’ll just be over here celebrating that I’m out of that shitpile of a career track.
You’re not Nived…
You learned the most valuable lesson of wedding planning here: give her ideas that you want but make it seem like it’s her idea.
I dunno Will, your parents thought the middle name Fritz would be okay and you seem to have turned out alright.
Gonna go ahead and just venmo you the $30.
I always get your Simpsons references. And I usually call you out on them.
Like date, time, and address.
I’m impressed that Will and his sock-like grip could tear an apple.