Sticking with a simple chicken broccoli alfredo tonight, but tomorrow is the real winner. The wife and I are attending a brinner themed game night. Ya boy is a big ol’ fan of breakfast foods, getting drunk, and playing board games, so it should be a hell of a time.
Sometimes the faux-foods are as vital mentally as they are physically. If you have a craving and you can’t beat it, like ice cream, Halo Top is WAY better than the real deal. It’s not necessarily a question of willpower, because your brain can become seriously addicted to these snack foods and sweets. Some people find kicking sweets as hard as quitting smoking. Even if it’s only 50% as bad for you, it’s still a big step in the right direction.
Craft beer is becoming mainstream. Nobody smokes cloves anymore. Everybody wears thick-rimmed glasses. People like fancy cocktails that cost them $18 because the bartender had to go pick and zest a lemon. Hipsters aren’t dead, they just became mainstream.
Single people, if you don’t invite your married friends out, they won’t go out. It’s always worth the text. We’re just as happy going out and turning up as we are sitting on the couch with a growler, so if nobody invites us out, we’re not going anywhere.
DON’T NEED COFFEE THIS MORNING, BILLY, NO SIR. YOU SEE, THE SMOKE ALARM IN MY BEDROOM WENT OFF AT 6:00 ON THE DOT AND YA BOY WAS HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS WITH THE DOG AND ONE PANT LEG ON BEFORE REALIZING THAT THERE’S NO SMOKE. THAT’S AN AWFUL LOUD BEEP FOR 6 AM BILL SO I DON’T SUPPOSE I’LL BE NEEDING ANY MORE WAKEY WAKEY JUICE. CHECK YOUR BATTERIES FOLKS IT COULD SAVE A LIFE.
WELL BILL IT’S ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE MY ALARM USUALLY GOES OFF BUT I’M CURRENTLY FINISHING CUP NUMBER TWO SO I CAN GO DOWN THE ROAD TO THE IRISH PUB AND START THIS DAY OFF RIGHT.
CONDOLENCES TO ALL WHO HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY, I’LL HAVE A BEER IN YOUR HONOR.
I’m not a candy guy but all the candies you hate are my favorites. Just stuff ’em all into a flat rate shipping box and send those sweet little bastards my way.
Quinn, I appreciate your writing, and I appreciate your content, but most of all I appreciate you as a person and your ability to provide an alternative perspective on a lot of events that many users of this site wouldn’t normally see.
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Is this the northeastern equivalent of the Derby?
She either thinks you’re her new gay BFF, or you’re their new third. Either way, go for the kill Johnny boy.
Ghost in the Shell seems like one of those movies that will do really well in China. Same as why they keep making more goddamn Transformers movies.
Sticking with a simple chicken broccoli alfredo tonight, but tomorrow is the real winner. The wife and I are attending a brinner themed game night. Ya boy is a big ol’ fan of breakfast foods, getting drunk, and playing board games, so it should be a hell of a time.
Sometimes the faux-foods are as vital mentally as they are physically. If you have a craving and you can’t beat it, like ice cream, Halo Top is WAY better than the real deal. It’s not necessarily a question of willpower, because your brain can become seriously addicted to these snack foods and sweets. Some people find kicking sweets as hard as quitting smoking. Even if it’s only 50% as bad for you, it’s still a big step in the right direction.
Craft beer is becoming mainstream. Nobody smokes cloves anymore. Everybody wears thick-rimmed glasses. People like fancy cocktails that cost them $18 because the bartender had to go pick and zest a lemon. Hipsters aren’t dead, they just became mainstream.
You also can’t abbreviate salad to “sally” when it’s the same amount of letters.
You can, but the taco will be an extra $75.
Debatably worth it.
Single people, if you don’t invite your married friends out, they won’t go out. It’s always worth the text. We’re just as happy going out and turning up as we are sitting on the couch with a growler, so if nobody invites us out, we’re not going anywhere.
DON’T NEED COFFEE THIS MORNING, BILLY, NO SIR. YOU SEE, THE SMOKE ALARM IN MY BEDROOM WENT OFF AT 6:00 ON THE DOT AND YA BOY WAS HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS WITH THE DOG AND ONE PANT LEG ON BEFORE REALIZING THAT THERE’S NO SMOKE. THAT’S AN AWFUL LOUD BEEP FOR 6 AM BILL SO I DON’T SUPPOSE I’LL BE NEEDING ANY MORE WAKEY WAKEY JUICE. CHECK YOUR BATTERIES FOLKS IT COULD SAVE A LIFE.
WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM
That is all.
Sober at your own bachelor party? Why even have one? If your groomsmen are any friends at all, they’ll make sure that doesn’t happen.
Got a bachelor party coming up this fall in NOLA. I don’t know anyone but the groom. It’ll either be really fun or really awful.
WELL BILL IT’S ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE MY ALARM USUALLY GOES OFF BUT I’M CURRENTLY FINISHING CUP NUMBER TWO SO I CAN GO DOWN THE ROAD TO THE IRISH PUB AND START THIS DAY OFF RIGHT.
CONDOLENCES TO ALL WHO HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY, I’LL HAVE A BEER IN YOUR HONOR.
I’m not a candy guy but all the candies you hate are my favorites. Just stuff ’em all into a flat rate shipping box and send those sweet little bastards my way.
Proud of you~
You say it best when you say nothing at all.
Quinn, I appreciate your writing, and I appreciate your content, but most of all I appreciate you as a person and your ability to provide an alternative perspective on a lot of events that many users of this site wouldn’t normally see.
But please, PLEASE, learn how to post a gif.