I’m not a huge fan of Mich Ultra, but it definitely doesn’t deserve to be on the same list as Beast and Old English. Michelob might not be a premium beer, but at least it doesn’t taste like rice and metal.
Showing up to the ceremony in jeans, a shirt and tie, and a bandana, carrying a 30 rack of Keystone Light as your wedding present to the groom. There’s a reason that guy isn’t invited to any of our parties anymore.
I did about 12 hours of housework and yardwork this weekend, then fell asleep halfway through my second beer both Saturday and Sunday nights. Haha wild shit right guys?
What about “woman”? As in “Hey, woman, while you’re in the kitchen, could you get me a beer?” I mean, if I’m gonna get in trouble for something I might as well go whole hog.
I hate to break it to you, but ALL bottled water is just tap water. They take it from a tap and put it in a bottle. If you went to the pure mountain springs where they bottle Dasani and drank out of a tap, it would taste just like Dasani.
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Joe, you’re a goddamn genius and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
I’m not a huge fan of Mich Ultra, but it definitely doesn’t deserve to be on the same list as Beast and Old English. Michelob might not be a premium beer, but at least it doesn’t taste like rice and metal.
Showing up to the ceremony in jeans, a shirt and tie, and a bandana, carrying a 30 rack of Keystone Light as your wedding present to the groom. There’s a reason that guy isn’t invited to any of our parties anymore.
Sounds like this guy isn’t living the High Life.
I did about 12 hours of housework and yardwork this weekend, then fell asleep halfway through my second beer both Saturday and Sunday nights. Haha wild shit right guys?
The dog is a significant improvement.
What about “woman”? As in “Hey, woman, while you’re in the kitchen, could you get me a beer?” I mean, if I’m gonna get in trouble for something I might as well go whole hog.
Joke’s on you, I’ve already got scoliosis!
Just think, if they fire you for writing for PGP, you’ll have some awesome content.
Can you drink a beer while you shop at HEB? Actual question, not being dismissive. If you can’t, you should be allowed to.
I’ve never rooted for a fictional breakup as much as I am right now. What are you doing to me you literary wizard?
Glad you’re back, Rachel. Mostly because if I said anything negative I’d have to live the next ten years looking over my shoulder.
Looks like hipsters have discovered baseball.
Congrats on the sex, man.
What if this is the story of how John and Caroline met?
Just send it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. They’ll know who it’s for.
Re: douchebag bars – if there’s a celebrity’s name in the bar (excluding Margaritaville, of course), it’s in the top douchiest bars.
Did you miss the part where it said three open bars?
I hate to break it to you, but ALL bottled water is just tap water. They take it from a tap and put it in a bottle. If you went to the pure mountain springs where they bottle Dasani and drank out of a tap, it would taste just like Dasani.
The real question is: did you wear a condom? Ha, just kidding, of course you didn’t.