Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.

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Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.

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I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

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7 Absolutely Necessary Crock Pot Recipes For Fall

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

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Got in trouble for setting my chat status to “Checked out.” PGP.

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The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP.

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Thursdays are like getting blue balled by the weekend. PGP.

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Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

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Christmas Eve is considered a mandatory workday in my office. PGP.

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