Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Finally typed up my two week notice. Realized I have no idea who it goes to in our company and no one will tell me. I literally cannot quit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Finding out the real world doesn’t celebrate Columbus Day, the hard way. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

You can tell a lot about a man from his shoes. Like how often he poops at work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Month-to-month leases. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

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Taking the middle stall in the office bathroom to throw everyone else off. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems