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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
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Oct 14, 2014
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Today in the middle of a meeting I dropped my pen on purpose, just to feel alive again. It was a rush. PGP.

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PoorBatman
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Oct 14, 2014
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I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.

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Chicken Wings
The Wall
Oct 14, 2014
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I’m undefeated in my non-money “fun” fantasy league. I’m 2-4 in all three of my three money leagues. PGP.

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AARP Benny
The Wall
Oct 14, 2014
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Huge Douchebag Pens Shakespeare-Ridden Hate Note To Noisy Neighbors Who Happen To Be Yale Grads

CharleyFinance
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Oct 13, 2014
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“My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.” -Patrick Bateman. PGP.

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StompCrotch
The Wall
Oct 13, 2014
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I’ve had to use Urban Dictionary way too much. PGP.

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LinkedIn_TunedOut
The Wall
Oct 13, 2014
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My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

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Billy Lumbergh
The Wall
Oct 13, 2014
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At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

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FromPledgetoIntern
The Wall
Oct 10, 2014
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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

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The Chilis Guy
The Wall
Oct 10, 2014
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