Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Anyone that signs their emails with “Cheers” can go to hell. PGP.

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Pretty pumped about my waiver wire grabs this week. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having your hair color described as salt and pepper. At age 27. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

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HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.

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The Homecoming Survival Checklist

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

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When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

Post Grad Problems