Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

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Having to bring your laptop while on vacation to do work. PGP.

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The dude sitting in front of me has his headphones in and is busting out a major air drum solo. PGP.

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I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.

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I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

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All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

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Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.

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It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

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Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

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Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

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