Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

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My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

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Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

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My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

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Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.

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My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

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Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

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While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

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The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

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No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.

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