Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Using Snapchat to check your hair and teeth before getting up from your desk. PGP.

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Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

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Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

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Getting A Hole-In-One Is All I Have Left

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

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Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

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It’s that time of year where I block all my teacher friends on social media for being on vacation PGP

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I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

Post Grad Problems