Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates

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When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

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Waking up and leaving 15 minutes earlier just to avoid riding the train with your coworkers PGP

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“Can everyone see my screen?”

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FIFA Released A Movie And It’s A Complete Dumpster Fire

Thank You For Picking Up My Slack, Favorite Coworker

Groupon wine tastings. PGP.

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Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

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“Please see below.” PGP.

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We really need to drill down further into the numbers here. PGP.

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