Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

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Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

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Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

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Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

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Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

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I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

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Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

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Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

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Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

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My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

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