Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Telling your friends your doing business in St. Louis, but actually going to Chesterfield. PGP.

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I found the presentation on the company’s insurance and 401K plan interesting. I’m 22. PGP

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Men’s room stall ran out of TP so had to use a wax paper seat cover. PGP

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Calling in sick to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers.

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I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP

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Not even getting the interview experience. PGP

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My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.

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I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

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The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

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She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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