Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Ok great! PGP.

Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

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Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.

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Going to the 6pm showing of Jurassic Park so I can be in bed by 9.

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I’ve been put in charge of Salesforce because I’m “young and better with technology” despite only using it a handful of times.

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Heard a catchy new tune on the way to work. Justin Bieber.

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I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

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Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

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My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

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Connecting with the characters in the company training videos. PGP

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