Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

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My boss just asked me about the job recruiter I added on LinkedIn. PGP.

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Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

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I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.

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My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

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Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

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Pulled up too far from the ATM and had to open my door. PGP

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Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.

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The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

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Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

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