Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP

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Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.

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Porterhouse Taste, flank budget. PGP. #respectthesteak

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“When are you going to make an honest woman out of her?” #PGP

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Jerseys from your childhood are now being worn as throwback jerseys

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Everyone in the office is mad at me because I got a new chair.

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Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Man Accidentally Records Doctors Trash-Talking Him During Surgery, Sues And Gets $500,000 Judgment

I only get new clothes at Christmas and my birthday.

Post Grad Problems