Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Everyone in the office becoming a Women’s World Cup expert over the weekend. PGP

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The Five Stages Of Returning From Vacation

Dress shirt + Sun burn = PGP.

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Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

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My 4th resulting in stitches on the 5th. PGP.

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I’m bringing a book to the beach. PGP.

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America, making power moves since 1776.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

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Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers

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At least I could dip in class. PGP.

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