Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Who had it right. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Running into your boss at the grocery store. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Post Grad Problems

It’s Time To Take A Stand Against The Smoke Break

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’ve been on the road with the same guy for a month and we’re running out of stuff to talk about. PGP.

Post Grad Problems