Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

Post Grad Problems

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

Post Grad Problems

The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Someone stole all the K-cups, chaos is imminent.

Post Grad Problems

Scrolling LinkedIn when I suddenly realized I’m wearing the exact same outfit as my profile pic. I haven’t changed it in almost 4 years.

Post Grad Problems

Showed up for happy hour and left at last call.

Post Grad Problems

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Post Grad Problems

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”

Post Grad Problems

I’m Officially Playing Dad Golf, And That’s Okay