Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just got a nod of empathy when I told my boss I’ve got a bad case of the Mondays

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The only thing that could salvage this day is seeing an intern cry

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Shopping the Back-To-School section for office supplies. PGP.

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A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

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My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

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Your parents waiting till you move out to get a dog. PGP.

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

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Didn’t realize my headphones were unplugged until my boss came over and turned down my volume. PGP

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Awkwardly standing next to your desk while a colleague who actually knows what they’re doing edits your work on your computer. PGP.

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