Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

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I’m Back, You Sons Of Bitches

Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

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My wife definitely settled. PGP.

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Watching Mark Cuban videos in the parking lot to get you jazzed about your internship

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Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

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HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

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The middle aged IT guy types with one finger.

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My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

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Morning T Boost: Start Dialing