Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

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Dreamt my student loans were paid off

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My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

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Scooped up some new Tupperware on Prime Day. PGP

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I started labeling my refridgerated food with our CEO’s name. PGPowerMove.

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I don’t always get a free lunch at work. But when I do, I eat until I hate myself.

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Your mom emailing you the location and information for upcoming Bachelorette castings in your city. PGP

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Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

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Got caught pressing the door close button on the elevator. PGP

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I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP

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