Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

So tired this morning that I couldn’t type my password right and locked myself out. PGP.

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I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

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I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

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Heard a co-worker snoring in the bathroom stall 2 days in a row now. PGP

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Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

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My new computer turned out to be a rebuilt version of my old one #PGP

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Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

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I bet if I left right now, no one would notice. PGP.

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Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

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