Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My car is too old to drive for uber

Post Grad Problems

An Apology To Beverage Cart Girls

I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.

Post Grad Problems

I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Signed a new lease on Friday, got notified on Monday I’m being moved to Connecticut. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Freshman 20, post grad 30.

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Had to actually send a fax today. In the year 2015. PGP.

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My Battle With A Passive Aggressive Coworker

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

Post Grad Problems