Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

There have already been several emails warning us about the consequences of taking a long lunch break for the Germany-United States game. PGP.

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Less than a year of marriage under my belt and I’ve already been put on Weight Watchers. PGP.

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Coming to the haunting conclusion that two years of experience and a Finance degree still isn’t enough for employers. PGP.

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Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.

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Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

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That 10am Bio 101 class doesn’t seem so bad anymore. PGP.

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Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

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Tosh.O has been replaced by Closing Bell on CNBC. PGP.

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I keep re-watching “Office Space” in hopes of getting hypnotized. PGP.

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Saving your college ID for its discounts until you land a big boy job. PGP.

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