Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I walked a mile to get Chick-fil-a for lunch. PGP.

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Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

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Wish I was this “average college graduate” with a whole “$30,000” in debt. Must be nice. PGP.

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YES.

Every Tim “The Toolman” Taylor Grunt From “Home Improvement”

Why is it that the only time I’m motivated to go to the gym is between 9am and 5pm? PGP.

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When your boss describes your title as an “entry level position,” in front of you. PGP.

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Submitted a request for two hours of vacation on Thursday to watch USA vs. Germany. Denied. PGP.

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Corporate shut down my office and gave me severance. I should be looking for a job, but I’m looking forward to an all-expenses-paid summer. PGP.

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I slept for 16 hours on Sunday, woke up at 4pm, and was still able to fall back asleep at 9pm. PGP.

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The amount of power I felt on Tinder when swiping left on a girl name Felicia and screaming “Bye Felicia!” was unreal. PGP.

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