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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

When your app crashes, it’s God’s way of saying “You’ve been pooping long enough.” PGP.

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Craig McDermott
The Wall
Jul 17, 2014
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A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

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OfficeBromance
The Wall
Jul 16, 2014
0 158

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

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Vandalay Industries
The Wall
Jul 16, 2014
1 75

The 3:30 pm line to get to the leftover barbeque from a client lunch. PGP.

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sfscott41
The Wall
Jul 16, 2014
0 26

Had no internet at work yesterday, spent 9 hours playing solitaire. PGP.

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lawschoolprobz14
The Wall
Jul 16, 2014
0 35

Trading in the beer shits for the coffee ones. PGP.

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WalkingPGP
The Wall
Jul 15, 2014
0 106

My parents inviting me over for a week while they are on vacation. I found a note on when to feed the dog. PGP.

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welderprobs
The Wall
Jul 15, 2014
0 22

The need to scrub the bar stamp off my hand was my only motivation for getting in the shower this morning. PGP.

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jackdonaghy
The Wall
Jul 15, 2014
0 32

Let’s just see who pops up on Match.com in the $150k+ income bracket. PGP.

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misspinkpeach
The Wall
Jul 15, 2014
1 43

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

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The EIT
The Wall
Jul 15, 2014
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