Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

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Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

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Rosterbating at work. PGP.

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Acting like the water is really cold when I dump it on my head because I’m too broke to buy a bag of ice. PGP.

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Mom coming to visit this weekend. Perfect timing. I have $17 left in my checking account. PGP.

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Coworker asked if I had dental work done because my cheek looked swollen. I had a dip in. PGP.

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I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.

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How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.

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Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

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