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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My apartment’s former tenant gets more mail than me. I’ve lived here for six months. PGP.

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papasinops
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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38 minutes late to work today because I jacked off in the shower this morning. I didn’t even finish. PGP.

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DRic
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
2 92

“I know it’s past 3:00, but can I still get the lunch size General Tso?” PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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I have an entire desk drawer filled with ketchup, mustard, mayo, soy sauce, salt, pepper, and duck sauce packets. PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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Ate my bologna sandwich at my desk today with a sign taped to the back of my chair that said “Out to lunch.” PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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Having a laptop and the ability to work from home, but still expected to be in the office every day. PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
0 58

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

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StayingLateOnFriday
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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Being afraid to put your actual picture on your PGP account. PGP.

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RedHeadRebel
The Wall
Aug 28, 2014
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Needing to have a break up conversation with a girl after only two weeks of hanging out. PGP.

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CharleyFinance
The Wall
Aug 27, 2014
1 57

Timehop informed me that Mario Kart was first released today, 22 years ago. PGP.

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SWCoastBestCoast
The Wall
Aug 27, 2014
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